Thursday, January 19, 2012

PARADOX OF AN IMMORAL ACT

A POLYGAMIST PUNCHES AN IMMORAL MANIAC AND CASTIGATES A RADIO NEWSCASTER
A friend told me what happened to a polygamist who was the son of a mayor:
The polygamist was a son of a Mayor of a certain city in the Philippines. And this guy took his MISTRESS in one of the hotel of the city. One hotel worker seeing that the mistress oozed with sexual appeal led them into a hotel room where he had a prepared peeping hole.
So when the couple was already in the room and the sexy mistress was taking a bath; the woman noticed that someone was peeping on them. Secretly telling her lover-the son of the mayor, the poor peeping tom was caught red handed. The son of the mayor punched him and kicked the poor peeping man till the management of the hotel managed to peacefully calm the angry rich polygamist.
When the media got hold of the story-it was scandal time. They feasted like wild hens clacking all around. One “brave” announcer courageously castigated in the air the “abusive & sexually immoral polygamist”. In a “righteous” voice sounding with passion he loudly trumpeted: “You abuse the poor because you are rich! WHAT WILL YOU DO WHEN YOUR WIFE KNOWS ABUT THIS MISTRESS OF YOURS OH SON OF THE MAYOR?” Better watch out! Better not cry when your wife hears of this! You have the nerve to abuse the poor hotel employee because you are the son of the mayor? You got no shame protecting your mistress when everybody know she is a woman of ill repute! Shame on you! Call us if you are brave, will put this live on the air!” Thus did the radio “Wakwak” announcer did as he inflamed the news the more for his interested listeners.
Just then the radio station phone rang! It was live! Do you know who called? It was the shameless Polygamist-the son of the mayor. The man blurted out angrily:
“YOU IDIOTIC ANNOUNCER! DO MY WIFE KNOW i HAVE A MISTRESS? YES, SHE KNOWS AND I AM NOT AFRAID OF HER IN CASE YOU DO NOT KNOW! AND WOULD MY WIFE LEAVE ME BECAUSE OF MY MISTRESS? NO, SHE WON’T BECAUSE SHE KNOWS I LOVE HER AND OUR KIDS!”
“I ASKED YOU ….YOU STUPID ANNOUNCER…IF IT WAS YOUR GIRLFRIEND THAT….THAT MANIAC PEEPING TOM..PEEPED ON WHAT WOULD YOU DO? IF IT WAS YOUR WIFE THAT HE PEEPED ON…WHAT WILL YOU DO? WON’T YOU PUNCHED THE MAN THAT DOES THAT? WON’T YOU EVEN KILL HIM? THAT MANIAC SHOULD BE THANKFUL THAT I DID NOT SHOOT HIM!
“AND WHAT DO YOU THINK MY MISTRESS IS?IS SHE NOT MY 2ND WIFE? YOU DARE TO CALL HER A WOMAN OF ILL REPUTE? IF WE SUE YOU IN COURT WILL YOU BE ABLE TO AFFORD THE EXPENSES? NOW IF YOU WON’T ASKED FOR FORGIVENESS IN THE AIR…WE GONNA SUE YOU…LET US SEE IF YOU CAN AFFORD THE EXPENSES! I AM GIVING YOU THE CHANCE TO ASK APOLOGY TO US RIGHT NOW…IF NOT i WILL SEE WHAT I WILL DO TO YOU AND TO THAT MANIAC WHO STARTED ALL OF THIS!”
And so the “peewees” made a public apology to the mayor son, to his wife and kids and his mistress!
Lessons? When a man is right, no amount of debate can overturn his words! No matter how many are for what they falsely believed is, the truth will always come out! You see in our place and almost in every place of the world except in the Muslim worlds…a mistress is always looked down as an ill repute woman whom every male could just snatch and have sexed with! What a sick false conception of a mistress which means my beloved. Rachel was a mistress of Jacob…the Queen of Sheba was a mistress of King Solomon.Queen Esther was a mistress of the king too… How many mistress did Moses have? How many mistress did Elkanah have?
So who is shameful a polygamist, a mistress or those whose mind are darkened by the god of this world-prince of the power of the air? What darkness!

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